Hello everyone! Remember the last post about new decor we made? We went to a neat thrift store for it! Well, today me and Monica went back, and we decided to give you guys a proper tour this time!
Ezekiel The Deer
The adventures of Ezekiel and his two best friends!
Saturday, July 29, 2023
Friday, July 28, 2023
Soup!
Good morning (evening), everyone. We had the soup I made for breakfast. Hopefully this helps.
I should probably mention now that until Adalie's feeling better, I'm probably gonna be a lot less active. Ezekiel seems pretty stressed out too, so I doubt they'll post much either. So basically the blog is going on a mild hiatus.
Thursday, July 27, 2023
I Am The Only Responsible Adult
It would appear that I am the only responsible adult in the house. Adalie got sick after eating weird mushrooms. Not nearly as sick as poor Mozzarella, but still pretty horribly sick.
Ezekiel was a responsible roomie and did not eat any. He kept an eye on the others while I was at work. Thank you, Ezekiel. Poor Mozzarella's gonna be out of commission the next few weeks. Adalie will be better by August, though, so at least she has that.
Mozzarella shame couch. Get better soon, you impulsive bastard.So, I'll be cooking some Good Soup for our sickly friends tonight. You can't see the pot since the fire's so big. Feel better soon, Mozzarella and Adalie.Adalie's Cool Mushrooms!
So, this morning, when I got up, Adalie immediately told me she had something to show me. Apparently she found some weird mushrooms last night! So we go over to see them!
She seemed genuinely surprised when she saw them. Apparently, she'd picked some, and the ones she'd picked grew back overnight! Which, honestly, surprised me too to hear. I was wondering if they were edible, when a familiar set of pawsteps arrived onto the scene.
Mozzarella had come out to see what Adalie was urgently wanting to show me, how nice of xem! So I told them about what Adalie told me, and they mentioned that they could test the edibility. In hindsight, I shouldn't of agreed to let them test it, because, um..
I think this picture describes itself. They started out just sniffing them, but soon enough they took a few nibbles. I tried to tell them that I didn't think that was a good idea, but then they started gagging.
Here's a fact I hope isn't too surprising: eating mystery mushrooms... can get you very sick. Thankfully, it seems to just be a stomach illness, but that was pretty scary. They don't seem to feel too well... alas, this doesn't seem to have taught Adalie anything. She wants to try to cook the mushrooms over the fire and see if that makes them better.
Adalie, why... I hope nobody else gets sick. Monica's at work, so she can't be the self-proclaimed "only actual adult in this den," and I'm not good at cooking soups over firepits. I will be staying away from eating the weird cave mushrooms that are in front of our house for some reason.
Wednesday, July 26, 2023
I'm Stealing The Blog Again
Good morning, everyone. I keep hearing ghostly wailing at night, and nobody believes me, so I stole the laptop so I could talk about it. I woke up last night to what sounded like a 10 year old sobbing his eyes out in the most echo-y cave in the world. So I stepped outside, and surprise surprise, there was nothing there. I swear to you the moon was crying again, though.
Tuesday, July 25, 2023
Decor 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Hey guys! It's been a busy day, this time in a less boring and less distressing way; we got more new decor, and other stuff like that! First and most foremost, I found a nice poster for my favorite movie ever!!!!
A cinematic masterpiece of last era. I look so happy in this picture! We let Mozzarella pick something out, too, and look at what xe picked out! It's so cute!
A cute little garden stake!!! I love it. Adalie's a little put off by it, but I love it. Monica also bought something!
That's right: Monica got a bike! Now she doesn't have to walk to work! Although, I suppose biking's a bit of work too... still a neat bike!
Also from the same store: a welcome mat! It's kind of scraggly, and it's in Latin script rather than the current standard Tiger script, but I like it! And we finally have a few pictures from the store: some honorable mentions for stuff we decided not to buy!
Monday, July 24, 2023
We Caught Our Roof Arsonist
So, we caught our roof arsonist. Yes, finally. 4 days into this mess. And, well.. let me tell you, it is a WILD story. As I mentioned last night, I decided to do a stakeout. Which.. I didn't entirely fail at. But I did fall asleep.
So at first, I was kind of mad. Like, I failed to stake out and catch our arsonist, god dammit. But.. guess who was asleep next to the fire pit?Yep. Our roof arsonist. Obviously, if they decided to fall asleep next to our fire pit, things aren't great for them, so I felt bad and took them inside.
So I sat there for a bit and waited for them to wake up. It'd be rude to just randomly wake them. So when they did wake up, I tried to explain the situation, but they ran off! Obviously me and the others gave chase.
I think they knew they were a bit screwed; three animals chasing them is kind of a no brainer for "I'm screwed," so they whipped around, bared their teeth in an almost comical fashion, and lit that lighter in their hand.
This is where things get hard to explain with just words alone, so I'm going to use quotes of what was said to illustrate my point. No need to thank me, I kind of stole this idea...
I'll separate it out in a different alignment to make it easier.





















